One of my new projects at work is to wade into the wonderful world of pre-employment testing. Now, I'm all about doing personality tests on myself.

I know I'm an INFP.

I have high steadiness on the DISC profile.

I'm

You are Sally! your love for another is out of
control. you need to come back down from the
clouds every once in awhile. you are however a
super cute and super nice person.

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I am

Which Nigerian spammer are You?

I am

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So I took a sample "real" pre-employment test. One that the local temp agency uses for its employees. Apparently I'm a poor hiring choice. And not just a poor hiring choice, but a risk. A RISK! Apparently my lax attitude regarding drug use and theft of company property (I said I believe there is a difference between stealing $5 and $50...I didn't say one was more "right" than the other, just that there was a difference), makes me unsuitable for just about any job.