• Today I get to tell an employee that the sponsorship visa we were applying for in his behalf has been canned. The quota was reached before we were done. Although it isn't really anyone's fault (we didn't know that he needed a sponsorship visa until days before the quota for next year was already reached...we needed MONTHS advance notice), I will have to tell him that there's nothing we can do at this point. This new job sucks hairy ass.
  
• I'm trying to get back on the fitness track. Lifted weights yesterday. Not being able to lift my arms above my head sucks hairy ass.
  
• Our department at work has scheduled a "Team Building" session. You know...where you do stuff like blindfold a coworker then lead them through some kind of obstacle course. I can't even begin to tell you of the evil glee I experience while daydreaming about the session.
  
• Before the team building session, we are having a department meeting where each of us has to teach something to our coworkers. My session is going to be titled "Why It Isn't Polite To Turn Up Your Desk Phone As Loud As It Can Go Just So You Can Hear The Ring If You Happen To Be Out Of Your Office." Either that or an instructional video on how to refill the paper in the copier, since obviously NOONE knows how to do it.
  
• PMS - it sucks hairy ass.