But You Can't Make Me Catch the Bouquet

Dress pressed and hung?  Check.
 
New shoe soles scuffed to (hopefully) avoid slipping and falling in the steep-graded church parking lot?  Check.
 
Pretty undies packed?  Hair baubles bought?  Jewelry polished?  Check. Check. Check.
 
Duties memorized?  Hopefully. 
 
I am Bridesmaid.  Watch me attend.